"ONE....TWO... ONE...TWO...Man this steak is gonna be so tender after I'm done with it. Maybe training in a stake house was the wrong plan for this diet"
So what's my plan to finish this round on top you ask yourself? The answer is Witch Medicine, well that's what it tastes/looks like anyways. Let me explain, my body is full of garbage that I've been cramming in it for the last 27 years. It's been accumulating in the nooks and cranny's of my digestive system and they don't wanna leave. Even though I might be loosing weight I'm not actually feeling better yet. I've still had a lack of energy and an all round feeling of just being sluggish. I can't shake it off no matter what I do.
The cure, I'm going to begin a cleanse which will rid my body of all that foul stuff that accumulates in your body and just makes you sick and tired.
Meet the Dream Team, there going to boldly go where no man should dare.
In addition of cleaning out my bowels this should also help me lose some weight and inches. There is a draw back though, because my body is so used to having all this poison inside of me, as soon as I take this the bathroom will be my new home. Not to mention it will also lead to major headaches, almost like having a hangover after a good night of partying.
So yeah that's the plan, sorry I gave you all the mental image of me at the bathroom but after this I should start feeling a whole lot better.
Thanks again for coming by and checking out my blog. An even bigger thank you to everyone who's been asking me lately "when's your next blog?". I'm glad you guys haven't given up on me because I sure as hell haven't given up yet, no matter the set backs.
Stay tuned, there's some good stuff on it's way, I promise.
-DD
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